https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng "She's my cherry pie. Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise." Wait, wait, wait. What is she, Warrant? Is she pie? Or is she water? Is she some unholy combination of the two, which sounds, frankly, disgusting? I guess if you thought you were drinking water and then it turned out to be cherry pie that would be a sweet surprise...technically. N ot sweet in the sense of "oh, what a lovely thing to have happened", just sweet as in "I thought this would be refreshing water and instead it is lumps of sugar and fruit and pastry, please excuse me while I vomit".
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.