15 Terrible Lyrics In Popular Songs

10. Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0 "This hit, that ice cold, Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold." I would like someone to present me with definitive proof that this line wasn't written by randomly selecting answers off the back of Trivial Pursuit cards. "So Bruno? How would you describe this hit?" (Bruno glances at cards) "Well, according to Andre 3000 on the song Hey Ya!, the thing that's cooler than being cool is "ice cold". Which reminds me of...uh, 1992's Batman Returns in which Selina Kyle was played by Michelle Pfeiffer. Also, the addition of nickel to gold will create white gold". "...Right" "Yeah, I'll clean those lyrics up".
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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.