15. Rihanna Chokes
Song: Rihanna - Stay Misheard lyric: I won't chew the steak.
ACTUAL Lyrics: I want you to stay. In a world full of dieting and celebrity idols, is it really a surprise that Rihanna's eating habits are being called into question? So what if she swallow's her steak whole? At least she's eating something.
14. Mexican Monkey
Song: Daft Punk - Get Lucky
ACTUAL Lyrics: We're up all night to get lucky The robotic voice used in this Daft Punk song could be easily misheard; we must be careful, though, not to see this as a battle cry to go out and commit hate crimes against monkeys.
13. I Came In On A Rainbow
Song: Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball
ACTUAL Lyrics: I came in like a wrecking ball. With her recent "I'm a grown up now, look at my breasts (but don't because I'm a femimist" image, Miley probably wouldn't be caught dead on a rainbow, unless it was in a way that, like, suggestively redefined her sexuality, or something.