12.Obama's Elf
Song: Eric Carmen - All By Myself
ACTUAL Lyrics: All by myself, don't wanna be. What's so bad about being Obama's Elf? If the song is indicative of a wider context where Elf aides are being mistreated, we need to set up a Presidential Elf union to protect those pour souls neglected on the campaign trail.
11. You're Gonna Miss Me By My Taco
Song: Anna Kendrick - The Cup Song
ACTUAL Lyrics: You're gunna miss me by my walk, you're gonna miss me by my talk, oh. Surely we'd miss Anna Kendrick for more than her delicious Mexican snack foods? Unless this is a really crass euphemism, and she's just over-confident of her bedroom based skills?
10. Behind Bat Eyes
Song: Limp Bizkit/The Who - Behind Blue Eyes
ACTUAL Lyrics: No one knows what it's like, to be the bad man I know for a fact that Christian Bale, Val Kilmer, Adam West and George Clooney all know what it's like to be the Batman. Affleck will know soon as well, unless the internet has anything to do with it.