20 Things Only Marilyn Manson Fans Will Understand

16. He Doesn't Seem Like Marriage Material

Look, most female Manson fans understand the appeal of dating their Antichrist Dreamboat. The thought has certainly crossed everyone's minds at some point. But is it practical? No. Not only because Manson doesn't go for anyone but dark and brooding famous chicks, but because look at his track record. With one divorce and one failed proposal under his belt, he's not exactly marriage material. In fact, he barely seems like relationship material. In the end, we'd all like Manson to settle down and make little eyebrow-less babies, so when he started dating the pretty and dark photographer Lindsay Usich in 2012, it was easy to be happy for him. She shot several promotional photographs of and for him, including one that was used as a backdrop during a tour. Still, we couldn't imagine them holding hands or binging on Netflix marathons or even enjoying a nice date night at a restaurant. When they broke up in 2015, we couldn't say we were surprised.