20 Things Only Marilyn Manson Fans Will Understand

15. Or Father Material

We all know what happened when Marilyn Manson handled a baby. He dropped it. Then it cracked open. Okay, it wasn't a real baby (at least not at the end), and that wasn't real life. It was Manson's video for his Depeche Mode cover of "Personal Jesus." That said, it's strange to imagine Manson starting a family. Would his kids turn out like the Osbournes? Would he dress them up in little black onesies and plaster dark lipstick on their mouths? While we can speculate all we want, it's tough to imagine any baby that would take one look at Manson and not start bawling. This year, he did broach the topic of kids seriously for maybe one of the first times ever, mentioning that if it ever happened, he'd want an army of male hellions instead of girls. Raising girls is tough, even for Marilyn Manson.