21./22.Eamon F*** It (I Don't Want You Back) & Frankee F.U.R.B. (NSFW)
http://youtu.be/QYwyaCd8MyI Now, before you immediately follow Eamon's sentiment of 'F*** It' in regards to this list, on the basis of this two-for-one deal, just hear me out. Sure, the whole thing was manufactured about Frankee's response track being the genuine musical retort of the girl Eamon is so eloquently expressing his dismay with. However, when heartbroken or when a relationship has ended, or is ending, sometimes we say some stupid things. Sometimes those stupid things are incredibly childish, and laden with expletives, but that's heartbreak for you. Plus, both these are songs are so ridiculous they're bound to that frown upside down. http://youtu.be/RIdwLCmNV8M 20. The Vandals My Girlfriend's Dead
http://youtu.be/wrULozjHqkI So maybe you didn't agree with the level of maturity displayed by Eamon or Frankee with their breakup tracks, but at least they weren't pretending each other was dead. Now, I know when someone breaks up with you, or cheats on you, or whatever, you may feel like or even exclaim that that they're dead to you. However, with this classic Vandals track no feeling in relation, or exclamation, to the person in question is being conveyed. Nope, as the lyrics here quite openly admit, after being dumped, 'I don't want to talk about her/Someone always asks about her/So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.' Not just telling whoever asked she's dead, but often in as grim a way as possible. Though, it's not just about avoiding the subject of being dumped; 'I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy/Or the looks on their faces when I tell them how/She passed away.'