1. Ke$ha - Warrior
Now that your date with the hipster girl of your dreams has passed, it's important to keep the romance fresh. Do this by admitting to a guilty pleasure. Now really this could be any mainstream album, but personally, I love to use Ke$ha for whatever reason. Now chances are, she probably doesn't like Ke$ha. Yet. After you admit your awkward love for Ke$ha and force her to listen to it, she will like it. But why? Because it's
ironic. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the most important part of the hipster identity. The need to feel so non-conformist that you are in fact, a conformist. Soon, she will start telling her friends "You know, Ke$ha went to an Ivy League School" (When really, she didn't) just to justify her love of Ke$ha. You have opened up a new, almost untouched sphere of irony that she will pounce all over, and for that she will be forever yours.