5. Woman Legally Changes Her Name To Mrs. Kanye West
Chicago-born Linda Resa has Kanye's name tattooed across her butt. Sadly, that is the last of our worries. In April 2011, Resa legally changed her name to Mrs. Kanye West, in order to prove to her beloved Kanye that "I love you more than all of those girls." In response to claims that people will call her crazy, Resa/West stated that the haters "don't know Kanyeand that's the only person I care about." While her biggest claim to fame is her namethat is, somebody else's nameit's important to note that she has much more going for her than that. She is also widely known for...that time she threw an amp through the window of an Office Depot in Times Square in September 2011. "I'm normally very sweet. I have a little bit of an anger problem," says West, displaying exactly the kind of balanced attitude we all like to see in a crazy person. While she's not busy performing community service in lieu of jail time, Resa/West divides her time between Chicago and New York, working as a street performer and squawking pop/rock covers to innocent passersby. We imagine she also devotes a fair amount of time to rubbing her hands together and hatching schemes to break up Kanye and Kim Kardashian's divine union.