1. Chinese Food - Alison Gold
We could just write this off as, "Oh here's the worst song of 2013" and while that is true, we can't stop there, because it also one of the most disturbing.
After balling, I go clubbing Then I'm hugging Then I'm hungry and I'm walking on the street.
Alison Gold, the singer, is 12 years old and... balling? Clubbing? Wandering the streets at an hour when only Chinese food is open? Yeah yeah yeah, the song is also uncontrollably racist, but we can't just overlook the fact that a child is singing about curing the munchies to a preteen audience. Good thing this track actually made it to #29 on the Billboard 100. That's just American music for you.
Honorable Mention: Only One Direction could get away with completely ripping off The Who with their song Best Song Ever. Which other songs from 2013 had completely disturbing meanings? Share your own finds below in the comments thread.