9 Bizarre Conspiracy Theories About Popular Musicians

1. Miley Cyrus Is A Government Distraction

You shouldn't be paying attention to Miley Cyrus because of her increasingly bizarre, sexual stage antics. Nor should you be paying attention in order to witness yet another child star go completely mad. According to the frontman of nu-metal band Korn Jonathan Davis, you shouldn't be paying attention to her at all.

The rise of Miley has been well-documented over the years, with her transition from sweet Disney star Hannah Montana to edgy, adult musician having reached something of an event horizon, leaving Montana so far in the forgotten past that she'll never be seen again. Appearing on The Alex Jones Show, Davis explained how Obama is actually using Cyrus to distract the masses from the truth.

"It really freaked me out when the whole Miley Cyrus thing was going on, and when that went down, Barack passed the new law that he can imprison anyone he wants and he doesn't have to charge them. He can keep them as long as he wants."

I mean, most people have gotten bored of Miley by now anyway, but Davis has given us a brilliant reason to continue ignoring her: We're doing the world a genuine civic duty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc5zCWKAJGU