7. U2 - "Song For Someone"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFjcd_d2PhY Bet you didn't know that U2 actually slipped some throbbing hot sex into your iPhone without you knowing it, did ya? When Bono and company forced their album onto the devices of 500 million iTunes users, all of the backlash focused on the band's breach of privacy and the fact that Apple actually had to
design an app specifically to remove the damn thing from people's phones. But in all of that outrage, nobody talked about the fact that "Song For Someone" was an incredibly awkward attempt to by the middle-aged Dubliners to make a sexy song. Bono, in his infinite weirdness, decided to write a song at age 53 about what it feels like to have sex for the first time. From a woman's perspective:
I was told I'd feelNothing the first timeYou were slow to healBut this could be the night
In an interview, Bono says this song "is about the awkwardness of falling in love and sex."