3. Shaggy - "It Wasn't Me"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
To be a true player you have to know how to playIf she say a night, convince her say a dayNever admit to a word when she sayAnd if she claims and you tell her baby no way
Boy, that Shaggy...he's a real piece of sh*t, ain't he? Seriously, there may never be a more detestable, cartoonish example of someone who not only endorses adultery, but also suggests lying about it and
trying to make the person you cheated on feel bad about it. Just...just all kinds of awful happening in this song. But you knew that, right? I mean, this one's a pretty obvious inclusion. I'm probably not telling you anything you didn't already know about Shaggy and his horribleness as a human being. What you may
not realize is that the other guy in the song that's describing his unfaithfulness, Rikrok, actually comes to his goddamn senses by the end of the song and straight up tells Shaggy that he's an illogical, idiot douche. In so many words...
I've been listening to your reasonIt makes no sense at allWe should tell her that I'm sorryFor the pain that I've caused
So at least somebody's on the side of rationality and non-dickheadedness.