3. That Mans Got Moves
Culprit: Christopher Walken Fatboy Slim: Weapon of Choice (2001) Nonchalant facial expression? Check. Impossibly cool demeanour? Check. Swoon-inducing dance skills? Double-check. Following in the footsteps of John Travolta, Christopher Walken proves that men dont have to abandon all sense of composure or sexiness when they take to the dancefloor. How on Earth a team-up between Brightons favourite pill-munching super-DJ and Hollywoods hippest cult actor ever came about is simply mind-boggling, but I have a sneaking suspicion it has something to do with the presence of the wonderful, odd-ball genius Spike Jonze in the director's chair. http://youtu.be/wCDIYvFmgW8 2. Arnie Goes Back to School
Culprit: Arnold Schwarzenegger AC/DC- Big Gun (1993) Remember when the Governator didnt take himself quite so seriously? Jingle All The Way still gives me nightmares, but the highlight of his foray into slightly self-conscious comedy moments was when he went all Angus Young on us for this ditty recorded for the Last Action Hero soundtrack. While the Australian Lords of Rock take over the stage with familiar panache, Arnie scowls his way through the audience, lights a cigar off some comedy dynamite and then is transformed spectacularly into a mammoth sized schoolboy. Im sure the effect they were going for was like a muscular Angus Young type, but Arnie spoils it all with that famous moronic grin of his and even worse when he tries to copy Youngs infamous duck walk, and looks a little too much like he is trying to hump poor little Angus. http://youtu.be/exc64GeFbm4