6. 'Sweet Tooth' - Double Up (2007)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlovzFCMHU
'I can't wait to drink your milk You're looking like a big whole piece of cake I'm all up in your middle Oooh it taste like Skittles'
Not since 50 Cent's 'Candy Shop' has someone taken a delectable dessert and a classic confectionery item and turned them into very cliched, predictable, vomit-inducing, appetite-diminishing double entendres. At this point, we would want to hot foot it to the nearest dental clinic and have that sweet tooth swiftly removed. We definitely won't be tasting the rainbow here and we surely won't be expecting to receive a visit from the Milky Bar kid anytime soon. And besides, a big whole piece of cake poses a huge insult to a woman's weight and would infuriate her so much that it would make her want to kick you straight out of bed and throw all of your clothes out of the window.