R Kelly's 10 Craziest Song Lyrics Of All Time

7. 'The Zoo' - Double Up (2007)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1JlfRTw1CQ
'In this jungle I'm a king Girl, I got you so wet It's like a rain forest Like Jurassic Park Except I'm your sex-a-saurus baby You and me hopping Like two kangaroos Rattling and moaning Out here in these woods' 'Ooo, I swear I'm about to go Turn your body around and beat the skins like it's a bongo A thousand birds up out the tree Girl, like a swarm of bees'
Grizzly bears, slithering snakes, giraffes, tigers, orangutans, kangaroos, leopards, koalas...a sex-a-saurus?! The zoo is officially no longer an educational and fascinating place for families as R Kelly shows a determination to bring out the animal in, not only himself, but his sexual partner as he gives a whole new meaning to the lion's den. R Kelly makes Tarzan quake in his boots and tremble with never-ending fear and gives him a run for his money as he seduces his very alluring Jane with some exotic, animalistic imagery. He also believes he can transition himself Incredible Hulk-style into a seemingly out of the ordinary mythical creature known as a sex-a-saurus. At the same time he does raise some deep concern about her, ahem, "rainforest". Hmmm...think she might want to head to the nearest beautician and have a Brazilian...
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