R Kelly's 10 Craziest Song Lyrics Of All Time

3. 'Every Position' - Black Panties (2013)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8thSLQ2jPw
'Get you in my bed, have you hitting them notes like Aretha And woah, if you don't know I'ma teach ya First semester in my bedroom, now I'm about to freak ya'
Welcome to the R Kelly Finishing School of Orgasmic Moaning. We will probably be bunking off these private tuition sessions, no less. Not content with being a lyricist and having an encyclopaedic knowledge of the entire Kama Sutra, he also seemingly prides himself on being a singing teacher and vocal coach as he promises to give any potential sexual partners an intensive course on how to make the best sex noises. He claims his sex sessions will not only be intensive physical training in bedroom gymnastics but will prove effective preparation for a possible X-Factor or The Voice audition and turn you into a singing sensation like Aretha Franklin, one of the greatest vocalists of all time. Umm, OK...we shall say no more...
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