8. Simon the Cow(ell)
Simon is a cow, in a blue hat. What's not to like? Tweeting mostly jokes, one-liners and short anecdotes about his wife, anyone would think Simon was actually just a human pretending to be a cow. What are the chances of that, though? Simon has developed a modest fan-base up to now but, with a quirky sense of humour and those immaculate teeth (and wonderful hat), his popularity can only go from strength to strength. Apparently he also judges TV talent shows at weekends, though evidence of this is yet to be apparent.
Example tweet: "Tonight's dinner; Grass. Followed by that sticky stuff you get on trees" Simon the Cow(ell) can be found
here.