10 Biggest Lies On Online Dating Profiles

2. The First Thing People Notice About Me Is My Smile/Eyes

Know what's funny? I swear, every single time I see a girl say this, I look up at her pictures and see that, not only are her breasts huge, but that they're also essentially hanging right out of her shirt in nearly every one. What this tells me is one of two things. Either they've been lied to their whole lives or they're lying to themselves. Look, I'm a guy and I'll be the first to admit that guys have a penchant for being pervs. If a girl is well-endowed in the butt or breast category, we're going to take notice. Way before we see that supposedly pretty smile of yours. So I suggest you stop fooling yourself and apply some of that "brutal honesty" to answering this question.
 
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