3. Porno Colouring Book & Celebrity Pubes
Advertised as the gift for Birthdays and Valentines Day, the Colour That Porno book is for anyone who enjoys porn and colouring in. From neverheardofit.co.uk and for the bargain price of £5.99, you get a series of pornographic sketches that are just waiting for a splash of colour and a free selection of crayons. The description reads:
From our Vaginal Carvery to our Chocolate Treat Cones, not forgetting our Pirate Ship Foot and Fist Fest theres a colouring scene for every fetish.
Anyone wondering what exactly a Chocolate Treat Cone is
In case you might be going out with a crazy obsessed, stalker fan, they also offer Celebrity Pubes for sale. Again for only £5.99, all you have to do is tell them the name of the celebrity your partner likes and they will ship out authentic, colour matched pubes with a personalised certificate of ownership.