8. Lollipop
Though creepy on first glance thanks to being plastered with a series of images one wouldnt traditionally associate with romance, from various fruits with anxious facial expressions to curiously satisfied-looking childrens cartoon characters, these lollipop condoms are at least useful for offering your partner something to suck on in a more socially polite manner. Originally sold in sex shops in Japan, they proved so popular that these days even high street chemists can be found stocking them while some college campuses in Britain and the USA have incorporated them into Freshers Week celebrations. One University in England banned them, however, on the grounds that they were being given away like sweets. Perhaps surprisingly given their packaging, there have been no reports of people turning up to emergency rooms choking on a plus-size rubber after attempting to enjoy what they thought was a nice after-dinner treat.