The phrase inspired by sci fi isnt usually followed by the phrase a series of novelty condoms designed and shaped for maximum pleasure, and perhaps in a just world underpinned by strong morals it wouldnt be, but thats exactly what one condom company set out to achieve with its terrifying Alien Love range. Eight condoms, some pointy, some bristly, one shaped alarmingly like a piece of dog excrement, bearing names like Slow Hand, Sneaky Snake and Bristle Bulb, proved surprisingly popular with punters seeking out of this world pleasure. That they chose to market the condoms with an illustration of a bulbous-headed extraterrestrial looking fearfully angry as he surveys two vulnerable young nymphs only adds to the creep-out factor. Owing to the success of these creepy sheaths, however, the company went on to create a fruit-based range that included 'lime lick', 'gooey grape' and the 'banana slip'. Sounds like the dessert menu from heaven.
