6. Bacon
The good folk at J & D's have brought a whole new meaning to terms like pork loin, bacon bap and roasted lardon by uniting sex and food in the best way since the candy bra. Meet the bacon condom, a masterful creation that not only smells and tastes like bacon but bears the image of a juicy looking strip of pork along its length. The company have an admirable background in pork-based innovation having previously pioneered bacon salt, bacon popcorn and the incredible Baconnaise, otherwise known as mayo for pork addicts, though their groundbreaking rubber surely constitutes mans best ever tribute to the pig. Of course, you'll need to do some digging into your date's dietary habits prior to whipping this beauty out of your wallet as any veggie or vegan is likely to run, faint or set up an animal cruelty picket on your front lawn.