10 Impossible "Would You Rather" Questions For Lord Of The Rings Fans

by Sara Weir

2. Sacrifice Yourself To Kill The The Witch King Or Let Him Loose In Battle?

1. Live In Fear In Osgiliath As Yourself Or Live Safely In Gondor But Your Name Is Dildo Swaggins?

If you can think of any other difficult LOTR "Would You Rathers", write them in the comments thread below.
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Lover of Tolkien's world, Harry Potter and baked goods. A camel once put his head on my shoulder and it was the best day ever. sara@whatculture.com