3. It's Bleeding Everywhere. You Might Be Dying
There's blood. Like serious blood. Your wrist is all red. Forget the worry of too much hair growth; you're going to be scarred for life by the looks of things. Why did you ever think getting a tattoo was a good idea? You were going to be so cool, you were going to have this amazing new thing to show everyone, you were indulging in a true act of rebellion against society - and now look at you. A quivering sweaty mess in a backstreet tattoo studio that your friend recommended because it was cheap, and there's blood everywhere and you're probably going to just keel over and die and not even make it home today.