8. You've Finally Found Out Where You Truly Belong
You've stumbled upon the sunglasses section. As in, you've quite literally just fallen over a pile of sale jumpers in neon blue, and you've found yourself facing a twenty meter wide wall covered from floor to ceiling in every type of sunglasses you could ever possibly imagine. They're all less than a fiver. You can't believe your luck: these ones look exactly like Ray Bans! How could anyone ever know the difference? You grab a basket and throw in three pairs in three shades of brown. Who would have thought one shop even offered three shades of brown? You bet Ray Bans don't even have this much choice in their own designer stores. After closer inspection of the sunglasses wall, you realise there are also a great many round Lennon style glasses, Fifties style cat glasses, and a whole bunch of hippy glasses with heart shaped and sun shaped and flower shaped rims. For £2.50 a pair, who can resist? You throw in a pair of each for good measure.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
