In a world where violence is the only answer and pain, the only sensation....where justice, is no more. All that remains, is vengeance. Coming to cinemas everywhere this fall, an action movie praised by critics as 'bearable' and 'only mildly laughable'. Starring the pensioners of an expensive L.A retirement home, Bruce Willis IS...ALF JENKINS! John Rambo, Apollo Creed or even Hudson Hawk, but Alf Jenkins.... It's not going to happen is it? Badass action hero names always have something about them. They just somehow manage to sound cool. Like if you booked a table at Harvester under Robert Wrath, you wouldn't have to queue for the salad bowl for long. Neil Balding however is still at the back of the line wondering how crunchy the croutons are. Now I'm not saying to qualify you need to change your name to Smash Faceington or Barry Fist, but maybe take note of Londoner Lee Cooper (already a solid start) who changed his name via deed poll to Lee Danger Cooper. Needless to say, danger is his...ahh too easy. I myself would maybe go for Simon Stark, as I could claim to be both Iron Man and Warden of the North. How about you?
I'm a 26 year old Welsh psychology graduate working in PR & Journalism. I enjoy writing, films, TV, games, sport, philosophy, psychology and mixing them all together. I occupy time and cyberspace on twitter @simcolluk
