2. The Fear Of Reading Back Through Your Text Messages

Is it just us, or is everyone completely unable to separate themselves from their phones? It's a trivial annoyance at the best of times (unless someone is blocking your view at a gig) and it becomes a huge problem when in a state of intoxication, as all barriers of inhibition are down and suddenly it seems like the best idea to text the person you like or hate telling them why. Texting is one thing, but the Facebook status has also became a popular way of making a complete fool of yourself when drunk, since it appears to be a great idea to share your innermost thoughts and feelings when you're bladdered. Here's a good rule: don't text anyone. Not your ex, not your friends, not your crush and definitely not your Mum. Holidays can bring a whole new world of problems, as things like international call rates don't enter the inebriated brain, and the phone bill can inevitably bring an unexpected, delayed sting to the tale.