3. Having No Idea How Ridiculous You Look Until You See The Photos The Next Morning
The fear of going through your digital camera or phone and waking up to notifications telling you you've been 'tagged' in photos is almost certainly a perennial problem for the frequent drunk, thanks to the perfect storm of a loss of inhibitions (and occasionally bodily functions) and the complete memory blank. These people have no idea how ridiculous they looked, until the evidence is presented. It happens all the time: guys with their eyes pointing in different directions and booze all down their shirts; girls with their dress caught in their pants or the hair-style of a deraggled scarecrow. People just end up looking complete states that have been seemingly dragged through the bushes after a few jars too many. Then there are the lost souls who decide it would be hilarious to climb statues or monuments, or hump the local homeless man trying to get some sleep in McDonalds doorway. It is all good fun for the vivacious drunk, until the next morning when they come across a photo of their tongue down a tramp's throat and their skirt up over their waist - sights way too common in British City centres after 2 in the morning.