10 Problems Only Flat Chested Girls Will Understand

8. You Consider What Life Would Be Like After A Boob Job Almost Every Day

Mainly because you can't escape the breasts which surround you all the time. There are big boobs on TV; there are big boobs in magazines; there are big boobs walking around on the street. You often have to stop and check yourself that you're not a lesbian and merely a victim of major boob envy. You've definitely taken the time to look up breast surgery and how much it costs, compared it to how much money you've got going spare right now, and wept over the fact that your boobs are inevitably going to be a titchy AA until the end of time.