10 Problems Only Flat Chested Girls Will Understand

7. You Can't Buy A Balconette Bra

Or a demi cup bra. Or a shelf bra. Or a strapless bra. And did you know there was such thing as a minimiser bra? To minimise the chests of hugely racked women? You can't believe any woman would want to make her breasts smaller. None of these magnificently adorned chests understand what it's like to have tiny boobies. Underwear shopping is usually a nightmare. Ann Summers is out of the question, as is Bravissimo. You've got bras from when you were 14 which still fit perfectly, so it's almost a waste of money spending out on new ones. But it's nice when you finally find a slightly padded bar (which isn't like donning a breastplate) that's got a nice pattern on it - and has matching knickers available. You might look like a boy in the torso area, but that doesn't mean you have to feel like one.