10 Problems Only Nightclub Promo Girls Will Understand

2. You Hate All Drunk People

At 9pm, you're fresh faced and ready to roll. You stand on the street and whip up a frenzy with your amazing advertising skills (you must have owned a grocery stall on a market in a previous life). By 10.30pm you're feeling a bit chilly, a bit disheartened because people seem to be making their choices as to where to go, and a lot of them seem to be avoiding your club and going over to the opponents. By 11.30pm you're back inside the club, you've donned your shot glass belt, and you're making the rounds. Hooray; it's much warmer in here than outside and people are after as many shots as they can get. By 1am you're sweating hard, you're knackered, your face is aching and you've drunk a mis-poured vodka and coke and now you really just want to go to bed. By the time you finish, every drunk person you've encountered has either p****d you off, chatted you up, accidentally thrown a drink over you, or knocked your shot glasses out of your belt. Seriously, can everyone just get lost? Why is everyone so drunk and unruly? You look down at your empty bottles of liquor and realise a lot of it is probably down to you.