1. Going Out After Work Is A Lot Of Effort
While it seems like going out after work is a great idea at the start of your shift, the likelihood of you pulling yourself together enough to actually make it to a club before the early hours of the morning is slim as hell. Those nights where your boss sends you home early do not come frequently enough. Everyone you meet while you're working thinks you're really cool; you work for an awesome night club, you feed people alcohol for cheap, and you're always happy to be there. Really, you're turning into someone who loves heading home, getting into bed, and living in your dressing gown for the remainder of the weekend. If only they could all see you now, living it up in your living room.