10 Problems Only Nightclub Promo Girls Will Understand
6. Your Face Will Ache From Smiling So Much
You wouldn't be the great promo girl that you are if you couldn't keep a constant grin attached to your face. In fact, you often wonder if you were only hired because you smile so much. Men love it, girls don't feel threatened by you, and you can give leaflets away a lot quicker if you look genuinely excited about where you work. The only problem is, your face aches quite a lot. And sometimes, if you're having one of those nights when you'd rather be out with your friends instead of entertaining pervy men on the streets of your hometown, often your grin isn't quite so real and you wonder if people can see through it. You don't mean to be unenthusiastic; everyone has their off days at work, right?
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).