10 Problems Only Nightclub Promo Girls Will Understand

5. Your Boobs Will Get A Whole Lot Of Attention

Unintentionally, your breasts will become a big selling point for the nightclub. Big, small, it doesn't matter. A good looking girl with a bit of boob on display is the perfect tool to assist any night time venue with getting people in. Men will talk to your cleavage about where they're going (it's in these moments that your facial muscles find a bit of relief). And it's all very well in the summer when you're wearing a vest top and shorts (every clubs go-to get up), but in the winter it gets harder and harder to stand on the street handing out promotional material while your nipples are harder than rock and your chest in general feels frozen, heavy, and like it might just fall to the ground and smash into a thousand pieces.