10 Problems Only Nightclub Promo Girls Will Understand

4. You'll Aspire To Be A Stilt Wearing Promo Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXl9z7rl_SY There will come a time - perhaps over Christmas, or if your town puts on a big festival in the summer - when the professional stilt wearing promo girls will suddenly hit the streets. If you work for a smaller club or pub, it may be that your venue doesn't hire these beautiful girls so you might only see them from afar. And if you do work somewhere that's taken these girls on for a limited time, you can be sure that you're about to go through a period of extreme jealousy. Who cares that you had aspirations to become a neuroscientist? All you want to do now is don a pair of stilts, put on a little circus outfit, and traipse around your home town looking like a goddess. Look at them, strutting through the night like they own the place. You despise them/lust after them in a weird girl-crush kind of way, and swear you'll be one of them someday.