10 Problems Only People Dating Someone Ultra Beautiful Will Understand
4. They Always Get Spoken To First By Strangers
No matter where you are; at a restaurant, in a cafe, walking around a museum, at an ice cream van, your S.O is always spoken to before you are. Apparently their beauty attracts everyone, not just you. Also, it would appear that being good looking means strangers feel more comfortable talking to them rather than you, the ugly mug standing beside them. It's always worst when you're the guy and your fit partner is a girl, and you're sat in a fancy restaurant and the waiter asks her what you'll both be having. Because it would seem that her radiant face just yells "Ask me all the questions and I will reward you with a smile" Hello!? You're the man in this relationship, and ok it might be slightly sexist, but the waiter should be approaching you. You're sick of feeling emasculated because your girlfriend's hot. It defies logic.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).