10 Problems Only People From Gondor Will Understand
5. There's Nowhere To Go Out
Unless you want to sit on Pelennor fields and drink, which is actually not a bad idea seeing as you are about to be cast into the biggest battle in the whole of the third age of Middle Earth and your chances of survival are slim unless you hide up until the point where help arrives RIGHT AT THE LAST MINUTE. Great.
How many Gondorians voted for that? Oh yes, thats right - none. As usual.