10 Problems Only People From Sydney Will Understand

14. Only Sydneysiders Can Complain About Sydney

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'The weather here is bipolar! One minute it's sunny and next minute it's pouring down with rain'; 'Oh my god, rent here is so expensive'; 'Bloody cyclists clogging up the roads'; 'The trains are the worst here'. These are just some of the common complaints to be found about Sydney.

If you're a Sydneysider, then all those complaints are 100% valid and you've earned the right to whinge all you want. But if you're just a visitor to this lemon of a city, then your opinion is moot and you will be labelled an ignorant idiot. 

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