10 Reasons It's Way Better To Be A Dog Dad
1. You Share More Common Interests With a Dog
What's your favorite song? THAT'S YOUR DOG'S FAVORITE SONG! Big fan of Harrison Ford? YOUR DOG IS THE BIGGEST INDIANA JONES FAN EVER! Do you like that guy walking by? HE FREAKING LOVES THAT GUY! Seriously, your dog shares all of your interests. On top of licking his own crotch and ripping apart chew toys , there's nothing more he enjoys than the things that you enjoy.
So...what's your kid's favorite song? Don't answer, it's that song from Frozen, isn't it? Come on, yes it is. And does "Let It Go" even rank in your top 2 million? Unlikely. But when it times to pick a song from the iPod during a car ride with the tot, guess which song you're going to listen to no fewer than 19 times?
Oh, and I bet your kid would run screaming from Harrison Ford if they ever met in person...