10 Reasons It's Way Better To Be A Dog Dad

5. Dogs Are Naturally More Impressive

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Dogs typically don't do many noteworthy things. Sure, occasionally you hear about a dog saving his owner from drowning or something, but how often does that really happen? (Oh, that type of thing is actually pretty common? Huh. Interesting.) Still, on average, your dog is pretty unremarkable. And yet people lose their minds over dogs doing the simplest things, like high-fiving. Kids freak out about dogs high-fiving.

What's that? Your kid knows how to hive-five, too? No duh. So does every other human being on the planet. But my dog is not impressed by that. 

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