10 Reasons You Should Totally Date A Writer

7. They Have The Most Flexible Job In The World

Remember when your ex couldn't go to that awesome concert because they had to work late? Or when you had to turn down that amazing job in Italy because you didn't want to leave them behind? No? Well, let's just assume that these things happened, and that they really sucked. They would also never happen with a writer. Whether you want to take a spontaneous holiday or move halfway across the world, a writer can work from almost anywhere and at any time, so you won't find yourself constantly battling against their work schedule (when yours is stressful enough) or arguing about whose career is more important. It gets even better the longer you stay together, too, because they will always be available to pick your kids up from school and then they won't even have to retire. Things just got serious quickly, huh? Well that's OK, because...