10 Staggeringly Absurd Conspiracy Theories

9. Bill Clinton Was An Android!

Till Clinton 5 23 B BannerThe Theory The Democrats had been having difficulty winning elections against their Republican rivals in the US for years, until they hit upon a cunning plan. Enter the Billbot. Clinton was an android, coated in realistic silicon 'skin' who was designed by Californian boffins to be the ideal presidential candidate. Charming and smooth, adored by swing voters and idolised by staunch Democratic supporters, Slick Willy seemed too good to be true. That's because he wasn't. The Proof Believe it or not, there isn't a jot. The Truth The 42nd President of the USA was definitely human, given his much catalogued sexual misdemeanours whilst in office. Unless this was a crafty ploy to make him seem more realistic of course. The bitter nature of the android claims bears the same hallmarks as the campaign against Barack Obama last year, with his 'African birthplace' and 'muslim beliefs'. This conspiracy theory has been nowhere near as widely repeated. This is either due to the utter ludicrousness of it all, or because Donald Trump hasn't heard it yet.
 
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