A guy and a girl go out together to a Chinese buffet restaurant. While at the buffet tables, three pretty girls are standing next to the couple who are getting their food. The guy, who was previously just mulling over how many spring rolls it's feasible to eat in one sitting, suddenly raises his voice and starts talking about his most recent promotion at work. The girlfriend catches eyes with one of the pretty girls and cringes inwardly; not only does she now feel like a massive mug, the three girls are obviously aware of the guy showing off, and are actually quite embarrassed on the girlfriend's behalf. If he needs the attention of other women and your own attention isn't enough, he's not good for you. It's such a turn off when you realize your male S.O likes bragging in front of other females. Why does he want them to notice him? Aren't you enough?
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
