10 Things Not To Do On The Underground

10. Never Say, €œWho has BO?€

Ok, if you are heading into the underground during rush hour, it€™s going to get cosy in there. That means you are going to be pressed up against a fair few bodies and possibly one or two armpits. For the love of Lynx never utter the words, €œWho is making that smell?€ Why? Simple. There are laws of chance that govern these situations and if you are foolish enough to ask the question, they will guarantee it is answered by a six feet seven bald beast who will acknowledge your query with a barely human grunt before making the smell the least of your worries. Under no circumstances begin to think that the little bloke in the business suit carrying his lunchbox like a good little boy is the one making the whiff€it will be your downfall.
 
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Anthony Lund is a writer and puppet maker from Durham. He is the author of the Dickens parody, A Christmas Carol Retold, and also works as a Showbiz & Music news writer. His new novel, Grim Reaping, is out at the end of October. More information can be found at his website,