10 Things Only Dog Groomers Will Understand

10. Having So Many Scratches On Your Arms, People Think You Self-Harm

Shockedface Gif One of the many ways that dogs like to show their displeasure at your actions is to flail their legs wildly about; something which they€™re particularly adept at doing while being groomed, bathed and picked up. Thanks to their nails - particularly the lethal dewclaws - most of your day is spent with the sensation that you€™ve been fighting off Freddy Krueger. This leads to arms that look like they€™ve been whipped with a thorn bush. You€™ll find yourself forced to wear long-sleeved tops outside of work, and should anyone you don€™t know notice the state of your arms, expect them to give you a concerned look.
 
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