10 Things Only Dog Groomers Will Understand

8. Scared You Still Stink Even After A Wash

Is this you being paranoid? When you€™ve been stewing in an atmosphere of wet dog, urine, faeces, and bleach for eight or more hours a day, you probably stopped being able to notice the smell, but there€™s a reason why no-one will sit next to you on the bus home. There€™s also the surreal experience that occurs once you do finally get in the shower, and you find half the hair you clipped that day had somehow attached itself to your body; to make matters worse, you then discover a dog€™s nail in your hair.
 
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