7. When A Customer Asks For "Short, But Not Too Short. If You Know What I Mean"
Short can be a very subjective word. Many a time this phrase has caused a feud between customer and groomer, especially when an owner has come back to find their precious pooch is now a lot balder than they intended it to be. Vagueness is never a good thing when someone describes how they want their dog styled. Another phrase that can cause similar problems is Just do whatever you think will look good. Remember, a mohawk isnt everyone's idea of what looks good on a dog.
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