10 Problems Every Unathletic Person Can Understand

8. When Your Friends Invite You On A Hiking Holiday...

A holiday isn't a holiday if you're working, and hiking is definitely working. Why would you want to exert yourself on holiday? If you get time off from work it's because you want to stop working. You want to go and sit on a beach, drink cocktails and get merry whilst doing absolutely nothing other than getting horrendous tan lines. You want to admire the scenery from the same location, spy on the locals and eat your body weight in food. You wouldn't be able to carry yourself up a mountain let alone take a few days supply of food that you would eat on the first evening. No thank you, please.