6. Force Him To Re-Buy His Entire Wardrobe At Costco
Have you ever been to Costco? It's like a zoo or an insane asylum where the animals and inmates are allowed to roam free. I always feel like everyone who's shopping there is doing so in preparation for the apocalypse. And Costco doesn't just sell food and other household products in bulk, they have it all. TV's, games, books, movies, patio furniture, alcohol, clothes, you name it, they've got it. For fun, go into a Costco one day and peruse the clothing. You'll find the most preposterously sized shirts and pants on the entire planet. Like a 42 waist and a 30 inseam in jeans. Or strictly triple XL polo shirts available in only three colours, baby blue, neon green, and magenta. It's safe to say it's the absolute antithesis of what Bieber wears. It's mostly blankets with sleeves or leg holes. He's already wearing pants that don't fit, and has made it a point of refusing to wear t-shirts in crowded nightclubs. Nothing would put a damper on that style like forcing him to parade around in the equivalent to the wardrobe for David 'Lardass' Hogan from Stand By Me. He'd sort of just look like a perpetual baby wrapped in swaddling clothes who'd get blown down the street if a light breeze picks up. If you're passing by in your car and you see what looks like an enormous beach ball dancing in the wind, it'll likely be Bieber.